Hard EKO
I tried to EKO on holiday in de_Dust2
a mania of galil and mac 10
excitable awp which never afford
but I loved coming home to this.
EKO. Straight. Like the Silver 1,
I would the straight talk: hey up yours noob,
get it bomb and 7355608. Shoot the glass
and let the noobs come.
Honest to God, I is global elite
on my other account. the steam banned me
cause I wos too good.
On winless nights, I had to shout at noobs and hackers
before I got banned. I'd report them,
let me scald their eyelids and lips.
It couldn't tell the truth. Fell dead
with a payload of EKO. Salt-
these noobs had forgotten how to play.
I opened my mouth, shouting at them
in spite of my pro skillz.
I let a different EKO wash my UMP 45
It tasted of MP9, the true gun
of early EKO, the blunt taste of pro skillz, of 3 bloody hackerz 5 me,
fierce noobs that reported me for life
cause I wos too pro.
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